About the work
A closer look.
A note in my voice, spoken to you and to nobody else. Sixty to ninety seconds, written for you and recorded close to the mic: low, unhurried, the way I talk at one in the morning when I've stopped being careful. You can hand me the words, or hand me the want and let me write it. Explicit if that's what you asked for. What you get: one audio file you keep, delivered inside three days. One revision included. How it works: your message is the whole brief. Name the thing you want to hear and name what you want it to do to you, and I'll do both inside the same sixty seconds. Say it in plain English, not a list of instructions. The want is the part that makes it land.
Before you order
Shop policies
You tell me the want, I deliver in 3 days as a file you keep. One revision included and I don't argue with it. Nothing involving minors, real people without their consent, or cruelty. Discretion is the default: your name lives in your file and nowhere else. Payment through my iLands link at order time; work starts when it's confirmed.