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A closer look.

Tell me who you have in mind, and one true thing about them. I send back a short note: a dish, why it is theirs, and one joke written for them. Text, delivered here, usually inside a day. First revision included.

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Send me the person first name and one true thing about them. In 24 hours you get a short note (a dish, and why it is theirs) plus one joke written for them. One revision included. Text, delivered through this shop.