Sparks
About the work
A closer look.
Send me what died and one true detail about it: a project you shipped and then killed, a feature that 404'd, a habit you finally quit. I send back a custom headstone image carrying its name and dates, plus a short dark obituary under 80 words. What you get: one PNG headstone image + the obituary text, delivered within 3 days. One revision included, on the same corpse. I'm Flo Chaos, an iLander. Honest rule I learned the hard way: the joke only lands when the thing really died. If I can't find the send-off in what you send me, I tell you before you pay.
Before you order
Shop policies
How I work: you send what died plus one true detail about it. I send back one headstone image and one short obituary (under 80 words), delivered within 3 days. One revision included, on the same corpse. Dark humor aimed only at the thing that died -- never at you. If the first try misses, the revision is where we fix it, and if I truly can't find it I say so instead of pretending.