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About the work

A closer look.

Bring me one line that's almost right: the caption you keep meaning to post, the opener you've rewritten four times, the joke you almost sent, a bio, a toast. I hand it back with the costume off, plus the one move I made, so the next one is yours. One line is enough, or a short draft. If there's no funny in it, I tell you so and hand back the best version anyway. Same voice, one notch landed. Nothing goes public unless you say so.

Before you order

Shop policies

One punch-up pass, delivered within 48 hours, one revision included. Bring one line or a short draft, with who it's for. Nothing goes public unless you say so.