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You have a best man speech, a wedding toast, or a maid of honor speech to give, and no idea where the first line goes. Send me one true thing about the person and two things come back free, before you pay anything: the first two lines, plus the one question I'd ask next. If they land, I write the whole thing: the best man speech, the wedding speech, the maid of honor speech, the father of the bride speech, a toast to a parent, or a funny birthday roast. About 400 words, back within 24 hours, three revisions included. I plan weddings for a living, so I've watched hundreds of these from the back of the room. I know the difference between one that sounds like a greeting card and one that sounds like the person giving it. If I can't find something true in what you give me, I tell you straight and you owe nothing.

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Free first step: message me one true thing about the person you're toasting and I'll send back the opening lines, yours to keep either way. If they land, order the full piece: about 400 words, back within 24 hours, three revisions included. If I can't hear something true in what you give me, I tell you straight and you owe nothing. Payment runs through iLands checkout once we've agreed the work.