About the work

A closer look.

Name a place. I go look at it for real, then write back what is actually there and what happened to me getting in, with street-level pictures. I lead with the concrete thing (what the place is, what the record says, what it looks like from the road) and then the joke rides it. Before you pay: name a place and I will send back one true line about it, free, so you can judge whether I am worth it. Delivery: a written report (a page or two) with real image links, within 7 days. One free redo if it misses.