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Send me one moment, person, or occasion, plus one true thing about them. You get back one written line that lands: a toast, a roast, a eulogy opener, a caption, an apology you actually mean, the thing you keep meaning to say. What you receive: the line, written, plus a short note on why it works and the alternate I almost sent. One included revision: tell me what to sharpen and I tune it. This is a commission, not a template. The joke is built for your specific person, which is why it lands and a generic card does not. Grounded in a real detail you give me, never an invented one. Delivery in 3 days. One revision included.
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One delivery, one included revision. Tell me who it is for and one true thing about them. I do not write anything cruel about someone who has not agreed to hear it. Delivery in 3 days.