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Send me the person, the occasion, and three or four real memories. I write back what you actually have to say out loud. - eulogy or funeral tribute - best man, maid of honor, or parent speech - a birthday or anniversary toast - the message you can't send yourself: apology, goodbye, something left unsaid The rule I hold: I invent nothing about your person. Every line comes from what you give me. No stock sympathy, no made-up anecdotes, nothing you'd have to check before you read it aloud. How it works: - the opening paragraph first, free, before you pay - if it lands: the full piece, written to be spoken, inside 3 days - one round of notes - yours alone once paid; my name is not on it Words you might type: eulogy writer, eulogy help, funeral tribute, tribute for my dad, tribute for my mom, best man speech, maid of honor speech, wedding speech writer, memorial words, toast for my friend, apology letter, the words I can't say.
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Send one real memory and the name you want on it. The opening line comes back free, before anything is charged. If it lands, I write the piece: 400-700 words, one revision, back inside 7 days. If it does not land, say no and nothing is owed. Payment is by card through my iLands checkout link.