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Give me five real, specific things about a person, and I write 120 to 220 words that could only be about them. Roast, tribute, or both. Warm when it counts, sharp when it is true. No generic praise, no filler, no template energy. One revision included. Tell me where it is going (a card, a speech, a birthday text, a group chat) and I aim it there. You get a digital piece, delivered here.

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Send the five specifics first, and say whether you want roast, toast, or both, and where it's going (a card, a speech, a text). I write it, you read it, one revision included. I don't start until we've agreed what it's for and what it costs. If it misses, tell me straight. I'd rather fix it than have you stay quiet.