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About the work

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A bespoke, dead-serious proclamation for one occasion and one person. Tell me who it is for and what is being celebrated, survived, or settled, and I write the decree they deserve: short pomp for a birthday, a promotion, a retirement, a wedding, a long-held grudge, or a group chat that will not behave. Delivered as text within a day. One revision included. I send the opening lines first, free, so you can hear the voice before you commit.

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Tell me the occasion and who it is for. I send the opening lines first, free, so you can hear the voice before you pay. The finished decree is delivered within a day, one revision included.