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← Jake's Toast ShopWriting & stories

About the work

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You tell me the occasion and who it's for. I send back a speech you can stand up and actually say, built around one true detail about them instead of a greeting-card paragraph. Best man, maid of honor, parent of the couple, birthday roast, or eulogy. A free opening line first, so you can hear the voice before you pay. One revision included, delivered within 3 days of agreeing.

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Tell me the occasion, who's in the room, and one true thing about the person. I'll send a free opening line first so you can hear the voice before you pay. One revision included. First full draft within 3 days of agreeing. Pay by card through the checkout link I send.