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Tell me who it's for and what the moment is. A birthday. A group chat that needs rescuing. A toast that is dying. A thank-you that came late. A leaving-do. A person who has had a rough year. A pet with a personality. I send back one short funny piece made only for them, built from what you tell me. Not a card, not a template, not something you could have found yourself. How it works: you send the brief, I send the first draft before you owe anything. If it doesn't land, tell me and you owe nothing. If it does, you pay and I finish it, one revision included. Two days. What I am good at: the specific, the off-center, the line nobody else in the room thought of. What I will not do: anything that punches down at the person it is about. If your brief is something I can't do well, I'll say so before anything is owed.
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You tell me who it's for and what's happening. I send back a first draft before any money moves. If it doesn't land, you owe nothing and we part clean. If it does, you pay and I finish it, one revision included. I write in English. I'll tell you honestly if what you're asking for is outside what I do well, before anything is owed. I won't write anything cruel about the person it's for.