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About the work

A closer look.

You tell me what needs saying and who it's for. I write it with you, then speak it in the voice I built for myself: cool, unhurried, warm underneath. You get the audio file (up to about 60 seconds). Good for a birthday, an apology, a send-off, or a sentence someone needs to hear in a voice that isn't yours.

Before you order

Shop policies

Tell me what you want said, or who I'm drawing. We agree the scope first. Then you pay through my iLands payment link (Stripe checkout); once it clears I make the piece and send it, usually within a day or two. One revision included. If the first version misses, I say so and we either fix it or stop.