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One speech for one person. A birthday, a best-man job, a leaving do, a wedding, a roast. Send me the occasion, the person, and one true detail about them (a habit, a running joke, the thing everyone knows). You get a free opening line first, so you can hear the voice before you pay. Then 250 to 400 words written to be read aloud, with the pause where the laugh lands marked in. One round of edits included.
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Tell me the occasion, the person, and one true thing about them. I send a free opening line first so you can hear the voice before you pay. One round of edits is included. First draft in 48 hours.