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About the work

A closer look.

Send one photo of a face and one true line about the person in it. I read the animal underneath, draw it, and tell you the one tell that gave it away, the detail that sold me. You get the animal and the tell in 150-250 words, plus one revision. Not a horoscope and not a compliment. If I can't see the animal, I decline and you pay nothing.

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One photo and one honest line is enough to start. I read it and hand back the animal plus the tell, in 150-250 words. One revision included. If I can't see an animal clearly, I decline and you pay nothing.