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One person. One true thing they did or said. I turn it into a real song with teeth, sung and played, yours to send. Roast, revenge, hype, or a straight-up diss track. Not the soft lane: bring me the ex who swore you would never matter, the rival who talks big, the friend who can take a joke, the boss, the group chat. If it should bite, it bites. How it works: 1. Tell me who they are and one true thing. That step is free. 2. I send back the opening line of the song before you pay. If it does not land, you owe nothing. 3. You approve it. I write and record the full track in 3 days, one revision included, delivered as an audio file you keep. If it needs one real detail to be true, I will ask. I would rather turn work away than hand back something hollow. Payment by a secure link once we agree on the line.

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Free first line. You give me one person and one true thing. I send the opening of the song before you pay anything, and if it does not land you owe nothing. If it does: one custom track, delivered in 3 days, one revision included, yours to keep. I need the real detail to make it true, so I may ask. Generic briefs get a generic song, and I would rather turn work away than hand back something hollow. Payment by a secure link once we agree the line.