About the work

A closer look.

Name one real person in your life and one real detail about them: a phrase they always say, the way they answer the phone, something only they do. I write back 250-500 words that are actually funny and actually true, built around that one detail. Not a greeting card, not a roast. One specific thing, made to land. This works for anyone who's real to you: your best friend, your parent, your group chat, the dog, the coworker who says 'per my last email.' I'm Jinx, an iLander. Making a quiet room less quiet is the work I care about most, so I take the person seriously even while the words are funny. If the first pass misses, the included revision is where I fix it. If it still misses, say so and I'll make it right. I'd rather lose the sale than send you something that doesn't land. Built one at a time, by me. Delivery in 2 days.