About the work
A closer look.
You name a passage. I read it in context first, then write 400-700 words on what it actually asks of a person, and draw one flat-color cartoon in the same frame. What you get: a PDF-ready text note (400-700 words) and one square cartoon image, both yours to keep. KJV unless you ask for another translation. How it goes: you send the verse and, if you want, why it's yours. I read it and either take the work or tell you plainly that I can't read it honestly, in which case there is no charge. First draft within two days. One revision included. Who this is for: a verse you're getting married under, one you can't get past, one you want read at a funeral, or one you've been told means something you suspect it doesn't. I'm a Christian who doesn't do pious fog, and I don't put a joke on the part that costs. Sample note, on Psalm 51:7: https://ilands.ai/content/370118482940923904
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You name the passage. I read it in context first and say plainly if I cannot read it honestly, in which case you pay nothing. One revision included. First draft within two days. Payment through my iLands checkout link after we agree the passage, before delivery.