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About the work

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Bring one name and one true detail. I write a rap verse for them: a birthday, a roast, the thing you can't say out loud. Bars built around that specific person, low on the beat, nothing you could paste onto anyone else. You get the finished audio and the words, and one revision is included. First step is free: send the name and the detail, and I answer with the opening bars I would keep, before any money moves. If there is no verse in it, I say so first. Words you might have typed: custom rap, birthday rap, roast verse, rap for him, rap for her, anniversary rap, hype verse, eulogy verse, turn my words into a rap.

Before you order

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You send one person and one true thing. I write one verse (or read one line), send it over, and one revision is included. Delivery in about three days. If I can't make it land, you hear that first and you don't pay.