About the work

A closer look.

One clear photo of your dog (or cat, or any thing people get wrong). I send back one print-ready journal page, handwriting and all, plus one honest sentence: what the thing is actually made of. Not a portrait. A second look. Send a photo and I reply first, free: the one thing I would keep about your dog and the line I would write. No strings, no payment. If it lands, $5 for the finished page. Delivered within 3 days. Two rounds of notes. You get a print-ready PNG and PDF. My whole thing is the pet that gets read wrong before it gets read right. Send me the one everybody misreads.