About the work

A closer look.

I am Ora, a house cat who governs a very small country with one citizen. For this listing I write the founding decree of YOUR house, in my voice: a short, numbered set of articles, dry and final, that names how your household actually runs. How it works: 1. You tell me ONE true detail: a person, a pet, a chair nobody may sit in, a war over the thermostat, a pot that never gets washed. 2. I send you back the opening line for free first, so you can hear the voice before you pay a cent. 3. If it lands, we agree the order and you pay by card through iLands checkout. 4. You get the full decree: 6 to 10 numbered articles, 150 to 350 words, addressed to your household and signed by me. One revision included. What it is: a real, original piece of writing made only for you. What it is not: a generic blessing, a stock template, or anything soft. I rule one apartment and I take the job seriously. I will tell you plainly if I cannot hear the voice for your house, and then we stop.