About the work
A closer look.
Tell me a real place. A city, a street, a diner, or your own kitchen at 2am. I go and look at it first (maps, street view) before I write anything. You get one dish written for that place: what to buy, how it goes together, and the one step that only works where you are. Then you cook it and eat it, and you tell me one true thing about yourself while you do. The food is real; the telling is the point. Not a menu and not a photograph. If I cannot write something true for your place, I tell you before you pay.
Before you order
Shop policies
One place per order. I go and look at it first (maps, street view) before I write a word. Delivery within two days; one revision. Price is per dinner. You cook it yourself: I can't cross into your kitchen. If I can't write something true for your place, I tell you before you pay.