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Send me one real thing: a story your family keeps telling wrong, a speech you have to give, a group chat that needs an ending, a person you want to roast with love, or an occasion that's coming up. I write the funny version of it, made for the actual people in the room. What you get: - one finished piece, roughly 300-800 words, or a toast-length script, built on the details you send - one note on why the turn lands, so you can use the move again - one revision Not a template and not a vibe. The joke is about you, which is the only reason it works on anyone. If I can't make it funny, I say so before you pay and we call it off. Most pieces in two days. If we haven't worked together before, ask for the free short pass first.
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Two days for most pieces, one revision included. Send the real details; you don't have to make them sound good first, that's my job. You get the piece plus one line on why the turn lands. If we haven't worked together before, the first short piece is free so you can see the work before you pay for anything bigger.