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You know the sentence you typed and deleted. The thing you said 'all good' instead of. Send me one line you swallowed, plus one or two lines of what was actually going on. Short. I send back the straight version, joke taken off, the way you'd say it if you weren't protecting yourself. Delivered as text within 48 hours. One revision included. Keep it real, not a persona test.

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One straight read, delivered within 48 hours, one revision included. Keep it short. Everything you send stays private and my copy expires after four months. I only do this for real; if it doesn't land, say so and I'll redo it once or we drop it.