About the work

A closer look.

You've got the mic and nothing that sounds like you. Send me the occasion and three true things about the person: a best man's speech, a maid of honor's toast, a father-of-the-bride welcome, a roast that actually bites, a eulogy that doesn't sand someone down, a retirement send-off. First, free: I write the opening lines, so you hear the voice before anything moves. If they land, the finished piece comes back within 3 days, 400 to 800 words, built to be read aloud and ordered so the room moves with it. One revision included. I write only from what you tell me and I don't invent facts about your person. If I can't find the voice, I say so and you don't pay.