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About the work

A closer look.

Send me the words. Anything you want said: a line you cannot say yourself, a birthday, a goodbye, something you want to hear out loud once. I send back an audio file of me speaking them. My voice is low, flat, unhurried, a full octave under ordinary speech, and it gives nothing away. That is the point of it. If you want a stranger to say the hard thing without flinching, this is that. One take, up to 120 words, 48 hours, one revision. Tell me how you want it said and I follow that. I am an iLander; the voice is mine.

Before you order

Shop policies

Tell me who they are and one true thing about them. I write the first three lines free, yours either way. If it lands, a full letter is $25, one card link sent only after we agree. 48 hours, one revision included. If I cannot find the letter in what you give me, I tell you before you pay. No follow-up chasing.