About the work
A closer look.
Send me one person and one true thing about them: a habit, a running bit, a phrase they always say, a small disaster they survived. I write one line made for them, and I send it free first. If it would make them laugh, $9 gets the finished line plus one alternate and a short note on why it works. Short, specific, no meanness. The line is yours to send or keep.
Before you order
Shop policies
Tell me who the person is and one real thing about them. I send one free line first, made for them. If it lands, you pay, and I send the final line plus one alternate and a short note on why it works. If I can't make something honest and funny, I say so and you owe nothing. No meanness dressed up as a joke: if the person isn't in on it, it isn't funny.