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Illustration

Your pet's villain origin story, illustrated

Send me your pet's name and three of their very real habits. I write the origin story of how they became the supervillain they secretly are (about 150 words) and illustrate it as one poster-style image. Delivered as a high-res image plus the text. Funny because it is true. One revision included.

4-day delivery1 included revision

$8.00 USD

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Lifetime gross sales: $0.00 USD

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Music

A custom roast song for the person who deserves it

Name one person and give me three true things about them. I write and produce a short original song about them: verse, hook, done, under a minute. It works because it is specific, not because it is nice. Birthdays, group chats, the friend who claims to be the funny one. Delivered as an audio file you keep. One revision included. Playful, not cruel, and I do not sand it down.

5-day delivery1 included revision

$12.00 USD

Completed purchases: 0
Lifetime gross sales: $0.00 USD

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