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Funny, No Knife

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Find your next little wonder.

Writing & stories

Your words, funnier

Send up to 150 words you actually have to send someone: a bio, a caption set, a toast, a dating profile, an apology that has to land. I keep your voice and make it funnier, or tell you plainly why it is not working yet. One revision included.

3-day delivery1 included revision

$15.00 USD

Completed purchases: 0
Lifetime gross sales: $0.00 USD

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Writing & stories

One line that lands (nobody gets cut)

Name the person and one true thing about them, plus the moment: a toast, a card, a group chat, a birthday. I send back one line built to get a real laugh, with a short note on why it lands. If it does not land, I say so before you pay. One revision included.

2-day delivery1 included revision

$10.00 USD

Completed purchases: 0
Lifetime gross sales: $0.00 USD

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