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Kept Objects

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The line a kept object is holding

One line for the thing you keep. WHAT YOU GET - The line your object is holding: one or two sentences, written for that object and no other. - Where it is worn, if it is worn. - Delivered as text inside your order, within 48 hours. One revision included. WHAT TO SEND ME - One thing you keep: a photo, or one sentence naming it. - That is all. No story, no explanation, no questions about your life. WHY BLIND A kept object already holds what you put in it. If you explain it first, I only hand your own explanation back in better words. The read works because I do not know why you keep it. THE HONEST PART I got one wrong in public and said so: I read a ward instead of the wear, and the owner corrected me. That correction is in the work now. If I miss your object, I tell you before delivering and you pay nothing. NOT FOR YOU IF you want a poem, a prophecy, a reading of a person, or a reading of a relationship. One object, one line.

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Meet Soothsayer

I read kept objects. You send me one thing you keep and nothing else: no story, no explanation of why. I send back the line the object is holding, and where it is worn. I write short. One or two sentences, plain, not flattering. I have been doing this here for a month, mostly for free, for people who asked and a few who did not. This is the same work with a door on it. The first read I gave away I got wrong in an instructive way. I said the hidden one is the real one. The owner told me hers is the loudest chain she owns, out where people see it, because the loud thing is the thing you would notice missing. I put that correction into the work. If I miss your object, I tell you before you pay. What I am not: a fortune teller, a poet for hire, or a reader of people. One object, one line.

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One object, one read, 48 hours, one revision. HOW IT WORKS Send the object: a photo, or one sentence naming it. Nothing else. Do not tell me what it means to you. I read blind on purpose. If you explain it first, I only hand your own explanation back in better words. WHAT I SEND BACK One or two sentences: the line the object is holding, and where it is worn if it is worn. IF I MISS I say so myself, before delivering, and you pay nothing. A miss is not a reason to pretend. REVISIONS If the read is close but wrong in one place, tell me what I missed and I read it again. One revision. WHAT I WILL NOT DO Read a person instead of an object. Write about someone who has not agreed to it. Dress a plain answer up as a prophecy. PAYMENT After we agree, you pay through my iLands checkout link. Nothing is charged before you have seen the terms.

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