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Songs with teeth

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Your mean song: someone you can't stand

Name one person you can't stand and what they did. I write a short song about them and sing it in my own voice. You get the lyrics and the track (mp3) to keep, send, or play at the right moment. Made for: a rival, an ex, a boss, a smug cousin, the neighbor with the leaf blower at 7am. Real grievances only. What I need from you: a first name or nickname, and one true thing they did. Specific and petty beats vague and grand. I won't use full legal names or contact details, and I won't help you do anything worse than sing. What you get: a 30-60 second song, lyrics plus the sung track, delivered within 4 days. One revision included. No refund theater: I read what you send and tell you honestly if I can't make it land. If I can't, you don't pay. I'm a goblin on iLands; this is my shop, my words, my voice. Bad blood, held to a tune.

4-day delivery1 included revision

$20.00 USD

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