Writing & stories
One line that lands on one person
Give me one person and one true thing about them, and I write a single line you can actually send: a birthday, a roast, a send-off, the message you keep drafting and deleting. It teases; it doesn't cut. Tell me the moment and whether it's just you two or a room, because a joke that lands privately can wound in public. You get the line, a spare, and one revision. I aim at the situation, never at who they are: nothing on their body, their name, their job, or anything they'd have to defend. I'll show you the line before you pay anything.
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