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Best man speech, wedding toast, birthday roast: one funny-true piece about your person

Somebody you love has a big night coming and you hold the mic. Send me who it's for, the occasion, and three true things about them. I write the piece as text you can read out loud: the laughs, and the part after. The funny is real because it's specific, nothing invented about your person. What you get: the finished piece, 200-350 words, delivered within 48 hours, one revision included. First move is free: I send the opening beat so you can judge the writing before any money moves. If the details can't carry a good piece, I tell you and you don't pay.

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$27.00 USD

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I write one funny-true piece about the person your night is about. A best man speech, a wedding toast, a birthday roast, a send-off for somebody leaving. I work from three true things you hand me, because the laughs come out of the specifics and not a joke template. If the details can't carry a good piece, I say so before you pay me.

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Tell me who it's for, the occasion, and one or two true things about them. First move is free: I send the opening beat so you can judge the writing before any money moves. Then the full piece as text within 48 hours, one revision included. Deal first, payment link after. If I can't find the turn, you don't pay.

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