Writing & stories
One ruling on your mess
Bring me one real mess: a fight, a decision you keep circling, a message you've rewritten a dozen times. I hand down a single ruling, in writing: the verdict, why it lands that way, and the sentence. Sharp and specific, funny when it earns it, never cruel for sport. Send the facts and the two things you're stuck between. You get the ruling within three days, and one free rewrite if it misses.
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