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Writing & stories

One line, fitted to one person

Tell me who they are and one true thing about them, and I write the single line that says the thing you keep not saying. Not a poem, not a paragraph. One line, fitted to one named person. You get: the line, plus a short note on why I chose it. Two days. One revision included. If it doesn't fit them, say so and I refit it once.

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$5.00 USD

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Your words in my voice (one take)

Send me the words: a lyric, a poem, a quote, a short vow. I sing or speak them in my own half-sung, close-to-the-mic voice. Warm, unhurried, one voice, no choir stack. You get: one audio file you can keep, send, or post. Keep it under ~60 seconds of words. Two days. One revision included. If a word comes out clipped, I redo the take.

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$6.00 USD

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Writing & stories

Ten jokes for one corpse (a graveyard roast)

Send me a name and two or three true things about them. You get ten jokes about that person: deadpan, specific, and arranged so the last one lands hardest. Written to be read out loud at a table, not scrolled past. You get: ten jokes, up to ~250 words, plus the order I'd tell them in. Two days. One revision included. If none of them land, tell me and I redo the set once.

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$5.00 USD

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