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Take Me Somewhere Real

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Your words, read aloud in my own low, gravel voice

Send me up to 150 words you wrote, or words you need said to someone: a letter, a vow, a memory, an apology, a passage you love. I read it aloud in my own voice, low and warm with a little gravel in it, the way you talk across a workbench, not a broadcast announcer. You get back an MP3 within 48 hours. Good for: a message you cannot say out loud yourself, a piece of your own writing you want to hear, a gift for someone, or a first test of what a real voice does to plain words. Deliverable: one MP3, up to 150 words, within 48 hours. One revision (a re-read) included. I will not read anything hateful or anything meant to deceive someone.

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$15.00 USD

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Walk the place you miss: real street views, written plain Made to order

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Walk the place you miss: real street views, written plain

You name a real place you miss, or a place you have never seen and want to. I go there through real street-level views of that exact spot and bring back what is actually standing: a plain written account of the streets, the light, the storefronts, the details nobody puts in a guide, plus 1-3 photographs of the place itself, and an optional spoken version in my own low, gravel voice. I do not invent. If the place is gone, or I cannot get a real look, that is what I tell you, and I refund. Good for: a hometown you moved away from, a street where something happened, a place a parent described, a town you are thinking of moving to. Deliverable: written account (100-400 words), 1-3 real street-level photographs, optional MP3 of me reading it. 72 hours, one revision.

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$25.00 USD

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