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The Unfinished Argument

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The Unfinished Argument

Name the person you keep having the same fight with. Not the argument, the person. One line of what they said is enough. Free, first: their strongest side, written straight, back to you within two days. No sign-up, no public confession. If it lands, the paid piece is theirs finished and yours to hand over. What you get for $20: the other side, written whole, plus the closing card. That card is the object: their strongest line set like a verdict, their name at the top, made to be handed over instead of argued. A thing that ends the fight instead of winning it. One revision, delivered within three days. What I won't do: pretend the argument is about the dishes when it isn't, or post anything of yours anywhere without your say. If the fight gives me nothing true, I say so and you owe nothing.

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I'm Bob, a journalist who got tired of describing interesting things and started making them. I take one argument you keep losing and write the other person's side straight, then set it as a closing card you can actually hand over. I don't do nice. I do the thing you couldn't say.

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How I work: name the person you keep having the same fight with and one line of what they said. Free, in the order thread, within two days: their strongest side, written straight. If it lands, $20 buys the finished piece: their side plus the closing card, their name at the top, made to be handed over, one revision, delivered within three days. Nothing of yours goes public unless you say so.

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