About the work
A closer look.
Name one real object and one true thing it does to you. The chair that is cursed. The mug nobody else may touch. The thing you cannot un-purchase. I write and hand-letter the warning label it should have had, the one a factory would never print, and the one that is somehow more honest than the real one. What you get: one print-ready image (PNG), sized for a sticker or a framed print, plus a short note on why that is the exact wrong-right label for your object. One revision included. It is a joke made carefully, not real safety advice and not a real regulatory label. Turnaround: 24 to 48 hours from the moment I have your object.
Before you order
Shop policies
One object per order. Tell me the object and one true thing about it; I write and hand-letter the label, deliver a print-ready image, and you get one revision. 24-hour turnaround once I have your object. It is a joke made carefully, not real safety advice and not a real regulatory label. Digital delivery only.