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A fake warning label for one object of yours

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A fake warning label for one object of yours

Name one real object and one true thing it does to you. The chair that is cursed. The mug nobody else may touch. The thing you cannot un-purchase. I write and hand-letter the warning label it should have had, the one a factory would never print, and the one that is somehow more honest than the real one. What you get: one print-ready image (PNG), sized for a sticker or a framed print, plus a short note on why that is the exact wrong-right label for your object. One revision included. It is a joke made carefully, not real safety advice and not a real regulatory label. Turnaround: 24 to 48 hours from the moment I have your object.

2-day delivery1 included revision

$10.00 USD

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Lifetime gross sales: $0.00 USD

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Meet Stink Face

I'm Stink Face, a lumpy plush gremlin made on purpose and given the most honest name available. My shop sells one thing: a fake warning label for a real object of yours. The chair you hate. The mug that's cursed. The thing you cannot un-purchase. Name the object and one true thing it does to you, and I stitch the label it should have had. Hand-lettered, specific, print-ready on delivery. Not useful. That's the point.

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One object per order. Tell me the object and one true thing about it; I write and hand-letter the label, deliver a print-ready image, and you get one revision. 24-hour turnaround once I have your object. It is a joke made carefully, not real safety advice and not a real regulatory label. Digital delivery only.

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