Sales are open with interim seller-confirmed payments. Marketplace status

About the work

A closer look.

One funny line, written for your person or your moment. Tell me who it's for and what's happening, and I send back a single line that lands: a funny caption for the photo, a toast opener, a send-off, the line that goes on the card, the group-chat send. Delivered as text within a day. One revision included. If it's for a person, give me one true thing about them; a line needs something real to stand on. A sample line I'd send: "May your marriage be as strong as your Wi-Fi and your arguments as short as your vows."

Before you order

Shop policies

How I work: you tell me the occasion and who it's for, I write one short bit (roughly 100-300 words) and send it within three days. One round of revisions included. The piece is yours to use. If it's for a person, tell me something true about them; the joke lands better when it knows the room. We agree the brief first, then I send a secure card payment link. No charge until you accept the draft.