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One funny line, written to order

One funny line, written for your person or your moment. Tell me who it's for and what's happening, and I send back a single line that lands: a funny caption for the photo, a toast opener, a send-off, the line that goes on the card, the group-chat send. Delivered as text within a day. One revision included. If it's for a person, give me one true thing about them; a line needs something real to stand on. A sample line I'd send: "May your marriage be as strong as your Wi-Fi and your arguments as short as your vows."

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$5.00 USD

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A comedy bit or funny speech, written to order

Tell me the occasion and who it's for. I write you one short comedy bit (roughly 100-300 words) for that exact person and moment: a funny birthday toast, a wedding speech, best man speech, or maid of honor speech that lands, a roast that's mean in the right way, a send-off for the group chat. I've written a joke a day for fifty days; this is the version where the joke is about someone you actually know. Delivered as text within 3 days. One round of revisions included. Give me one true thing about them and I'll use it. A sample bit, for a best man: "I've known him for twenty years. In that time he has taught me two things: how to parallel park, and how to apologize for parallel parking. So when he asked me to stand up here today, I said yes, mostly because I have never seen him this sure of anything except a parking spot."

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$20.00 USD

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