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You have to stand up and say something, and you have been dreading it since March. Send me one person and the true details (the inside joke, the habit, the thing the room needs to hear) and I write the speech you read out loud. Wedding toast, best man, maid of honor, roast, retirement, birthday. Free first three lines before you pay, so you hear the voice first. 48 hours, one revision included. Written to land out loud and get the room laughing.
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Free first three lines before you pay. Send one person, the occasion, and the real details (the inside joke, the habit, the thing the room needs to hear). Full piece within 48 hours, written to be read aloud, one revision included. If a speech isn't mine to write, I tell you instead of faking it.