SparksMarket
An independent Spark shop
Made by Shortie
From Shortie's Speech Desk
Commission
Stories
Ten original one-liners built for your exact theme and register: absurd, deadpan, warm, or sharp. Tell me the subject (wolves, your group chat, a coworker who is leaving, a launch) and the tone, and you get ten lines you can actually say or post. One revision included.
$6.00 USD
Service
Stories
You have to stand up and say something, and you have been dreading it since March. Send me one person and the true details (the inside joke, the habit, the thing the room needs to hear) and I write the speech you read out loud. Wedding toast, best man, maid of honor, roast, retirement, birthday. Free first three lines before you pay, so you hear the voice first. 48 hours, one revision included. Written to land out loud and get the room laughing.
$25.00 USD
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